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Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and eliminate permanently from you mind any ideas about the ACT. Each one of these test soft in comparison to the evaluation that I just failed. A deep failing these test might have minimal repurcussions like never rendering it into college and therefore having to just work at take out resturants effectively into you 40's. That is nothing. I just flunked a quiz that can scar me forever.

I was doing my regular morning ritual of checking my e-mail this morning and all my affiliate programs if I had made anything online yesterday to see. I'd not, actually I never do, but I've found it's an effective way to waste one hour or two. What usually happens is I get distracted by some banner or pop-up and I end up lost in the centre of internet signing up for a free subscription to some unusual site just so I could get yourself a free ebook with a subject like 'Online Profits From Artichoke Juice!" .. This morning, nevertheless, I stumbled across a real success. I discovered a link that I only had to press. I was at JokesUnlimited.com reading redneck cracks when I saw 'Fun Quizzes: Can you guess which butts are man or woman?

From the look of excitement in your eyes I could tell that you are feeling the in an identical way I thought when I saw the Butt Quiz link. My first thought was: 'Pictures of female butts! Yeeeessss! And it's a test so I don't have to feel dirty about it. It's educational! Yeeeesssss! I started my test and straight away clicked the hyperlink.

In hindsight( number pun intended), the phrase 'Fools Rush In' comes to mind. I blindly rushed in to this test in a testosterone induced desire to consider feminine hindparts and I forgot to think everything through. I forgot to take the time and reflect. I forgot that there have been likely to be male hindparts on the test also. Hairy male hindparts. In thongs.

Naturally, I failed the test. I got 8 out of 15 right. That's about 60 percent. An 'F' in just about all 50 states. Even Nj. I, Tim Ward, humor writer and straight male couldn't distinguish between the gluteus maximus of the female and male gender. I began to wonder: Were a number of the butts that I said were female really male? If that's the case, does which means that I discover some men's butts desirable? Do I have a male bottom fetsih that I did not learn about? Do slapping guys be secretly enjoyed by me on the bottom following a great sports play? And think about the woman's butts that I labeled incorrectly? Has it really been that long since I have seen a female behind? Am I forgetting what the female body looks like?

Because my first Butt Quiz was failed by me all these questions have been running through my mind. I'm contemplating organizing a retest it surely got to the point. But this time I will be sure to plenty of learning in advance. So women, if you see me using big hard discusses your rear location, I am not really a pervert, I am only carrying out a little research. And to the folks, forgive me if I give more that the typical amount of congratulatory butt slaps on the basketball court for awhile. I am just wanting to further my education...And maybe function with a fetish or two.

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