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I still bear in mind that answering machine message that I heard that went, Hi! You have reached ...

Do you have an answering machine? If so what kind of answering machine messages do you have? The reason Im asking you this is that of late, I have been noticing that most individuals have began personalizing their answering machine messages. Even those who never ever bothered to do so for years and years. And most of these answering machine messages, if not all of them are rather funny.

I nevertheless don't forget that answering machine message that I heard that went, Hi! You have reached XYZ. Im not property proper now. If it is mom or dad, please send funds. If it is the bill collector, the check is in the mail. If it is the IRS I dont have income and if you owe me income, tell me where you are and Ill get there right away! There is no doubt that an answering machine message that sounds like that will certainly have your sides in splits as effectively.

There was another answering machine message I heard that went, You have reached the house of the XYZs. Naturally we are not in appropriate now, so why dont you call us back at a far more easonable time? We promise to take your contact if we are in. To me, this sort of a message sounded nearly rude. But when it comes to answering machine messages and a sense of humor, consistency or sameness can hardly be expected.

In latest times, almost certainly simply because of the want of one thing better, answering machine messages have achieved a type of cult status. Most people I know shudder at the believed of producing and storing the proper type of answering machine messages.

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This is not since they dont know what to say or how to say it, but purely because every person appears to be in the quest for the perfect sort of answering machine messages that is funny, memorable and better than the scores of answering machine messages they have currently heard.

But answering machine messages dont just quit there. Even those who leave messages on answering machines tend to take humor rather seriously. A single unforgettable response to a rather plain answering machine message went as follows. Hi there! When I named in, I was hoping to find somebody intriguing to sell this service to. But immediately after hearing your answering machine message, Im not positive you are the proper sort of person Im looking for. So goodbye. And dont bother calling me even if you have my number on your machine! Now how does that grab you as a clever retort to answering machine messages.